Funny Christmas T-Shirt — “Well Shit… I Told Santa (I Got to Touch the Oven)” Retro Holiday Tee

Price range: $29.99 through $31.99

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A cheeky holiday scene with a mischievous Santa and bold vintage-style lettering brings irreverent Christmas humor to this classic black T-shirt. The design reads, “Well shit… I told Santa not to touch it!”—a playful nod to chaotic gift-opening moments, office holiday parties, ugly sweater gatherings, and friends who appreciate their festive spirit with a little edge. Made from lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton, it has a smooth, durable surface that holds printed artwork beautifully. The classic crew neckline, comfortable fit, and tag-free tear-away label make it easy to wear through the holiday season, while the tubular construction creates a clean look without side seams. Ethically grown US cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification, and reinforced shoulder tape add thoughtful quality to this irreverent Christmas staple.

Product features
– Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton fabric with a smooth, durable printing surface
– Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline
– Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean appearance and reduced fabric waste
– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape and prevent stretching
– Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable, irritation-free wear

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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